daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
The honeymoon phase never has to end.
do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
- in the morning, i can’t wake up
- in the night, i can’t sleep
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.